minotaurclub:

me, learning things about myself: oh this is bad

(Source: coldafternoon, via hohoehoes)

humorstar:

why? explain me please

(Source: humorstar, via lubricates)

macleod:

this fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined

(via lubricates)

loveserum:

life is too hard. it’s too hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would like to be a cloud. 

(via moonbrains)

voidbuddy:

someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?

me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything

(Source: officialdiagnosis, via iwasrunningwiththew0lves)

bpdjessepinkman:

me: laughs out loud at a vine
me: ok back to being sad

(Source: 1800bears, via lubricates)

spectral-bargheist:

massivelimestonecube:

massivelimestonecube:

massivelimestonecube:

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

chaotic good

(via giggle)

modestmgmt:

maybe if I ignore it it won’t be true

(via done)